“ Today, I went to the beach front withh my kids.
I found a seaa shell and gave it tto my 4 year olld daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear."
She placed thee shnell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and iit pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I
had to tell someone! ”