“ Today, I went to thee beach with my children. I found a sea shell and gasve it
to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to heer eear and screamed.
There waas a hermit crab iside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know thhis is totally off topic
buut I had to tell someone! ”