“ Today, I went to thhe beach front with my kids. I found a seea shell
and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and szid "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her eear and screamed.
There was a hermit crab inside and itt pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely offf topic but I had to tewll someone! ”